So the whole idea of "fucking for finances" came up with this Donald Sterling racism shit that's been going around. It's been said that the young lady who recorded the conversations was fucking old Donald for a little bit of that mean green. And I say so what if she was. I have know problem with whores who fuck for money. Some of my best friend's friends are whores and I respect their struggle. I mean it cant be easy having to suck dick and fuck a different man every night or every other night to make the ends meet. Now I'm not a slut/whore/or cumbucket never have been and never will be but I like to help the peoples out. So I've compiled this list to give some of you poor misguided women a clue to if you're doing it wrong!
1. If you live in a 1 bedroom apartment with your 3 kids then you're fucking for finances is a fail!
2. If he drives a car worth more than $30k and you riding the bus, walking, or hitchhiking then you're fucking for finances is a fail!
3. If y'all go shopping and he buys himself and his kids Jordan and Nike Gear and you wearing Payless and you're children wearing Family Dollar, Dollar General, Salvation Army, or Goodwill then your Fucking for Finances is a fail!
4. If you selling all your foodstamps on the 1st to buy fake Michael Kors purses, made in the kitchen Louboutins, and Coco Channel (Chanel is spelled with 1 "N") then your fucking for finances is a fail and you need your ass whooped cuz his refrigerator is full and his kids eat everything and it ain't Ramen's Noodles!
5. If you done sat up and had a baby by a man, cuz he said he was a music exec at Def Jam, Cash Money, Interscope, or RCA so you can get a check, to later find out he aint got not job, gave you the wrong name, and the address to his aunty on his daddy's momma's cousin side then your fucking for finances is a fail!
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