Kanye and Kim Engaged

Well they are finally engaged!!!!

I wonder how over the top that shit is going to be? 

20 bridesmaids and groomsmen,

 the Mississippi Mass Choir singing,

paparazzi invited,

a hologram of Jesus marrying them!

Oh Wait Kris Jenner having them get married on her failing TV show!

 I'm just full of ideas.

Who wants to take bets with me??? 

We'll bet on how long the marriage will last later.

Please Kancel Kris Jenner's Show

I read somewhere that Kris Jenner and her talk show was cancelled and I got all excited. It felt like Christmas. Then I went to look for a picture to put on the blog post and low and behold now they're saying it's not true. I am severely crushed.  I am tired of Kris, Khloe, Kim, KK, Karaoke and all other things that start with the letter K! I just want them all to go away way way (threw in a lil dr seuss for yall). I never watched the show one time. From the moment I read that she was getting a talk show I adamantly decided that I would not be a part of that ish!!!! 

There are far more people deserving of a talk show besides Kris Jenner. She needs to go take a Geritol, act her age and sit on the sofa with her white cardigan sweater and her tissue stuffed up the sleeve.